Some People Just Suck!

@1999 JHL

It’s amazing what people do. The more I work retail the more I realize people are just plain disgusting pigs! People just suck! I’ve come face-to-face and have first-hand experience with all of the following examples: YUCK!

1. Smokers who empty their auto ashtrays into the parking lot.
2. Those who throw out their fast-food trash anywhere but in a trash can.
3. Smokers who flick their butts in front of a business, only feet from a receptacle.
4. Men (and some women) who leave a full spit cup in a buggy (shopping cart) and don’t have the courtesy to empty it by themself.
5. Women (and some men) who place used baby diapers into a buggy (shopping cart) instead of properly disposing of it.
6. Men who don’t know how to flush a public toilet after use. I really would hate to see their own bathrooms.
7. Men who can’t wipe their own ass without getting shit all over the toilet and walls. Yuck! You suck big time!
8. Men who can’t direct a small stream of piss into a huge toilet bowl or hit a direct shot at very close range in a urinal. You’re just like children.
9. Anyone who doesn’t wash their hands after a bathroom visit. Filthy sucker.
10. Those who sneeze and cover their faces and then offer to shake your hand.
11. People who carry their money in the jock strap under their sweaty sweat pants and then reach in and take out wet money to pay for items.
12. Women who reach into their bras and take out money to pay for their items.
13. Customers returning items that require them to give you a driver’s license number and they show you an “ID Only” card because it says “DUI Offender” and then you see them get into a car and drive off. You sucking drunk! You should be in jail.
14. People who scream and yell because they think it will get them better service.
15. Ask any retail sales person and they will tell you that Sundays are the worse. It seems people have gone to church to be “cleansed” of their sins so they get out of church and begin a new “sin week” by cussing out any salesperson/waiter they encounter on Sundays. You sucking hypocrite.
16. People who think that by saying “I spend over $10,000.00 a year at this store and I demand you return this roll of masking tape that I don’t have a receipt for” will help them get cash instead of a store credit. Get over it. If every customer had ACTUALLY spent that much over the year we would certainly have more salespeople on the floor to help customers. And it always seems that the figure they all come up with is $10,000.00 !
17. People who “name drop” in hopes of getting something for nothing.
18. Employees who come into our store from another store of the same kind who demand to be treated differently from other customers just because they work for this company. It seems to me they should know the policies by heart.
19. Preachers who don’t get their way and scream and yell at you when you try to help them and get red in the face and yell at the top of their lungs “Don’t YOU judge ME!”.
20. People who pick up dead leaves on the side of the road or in their yard and return them for a refund because “This is all that’s left of my exotic $79.00 plant”. The leaves are usually from an oak or maple tree.
21. People who return one strip of the pull-type sticky fly paper for 49 cents because “It only caught one fly”. My goodness, how many files did you have? A plague’s worth? At least now you don’t have ANY! You sucking idiot!
22. I had a person return an item with a receipt that indicated the item was bought 2 weeks prior. The item looked well-used and at least 2 years old! I asked him if he was going to exchange it for another one and he said he had a new one. Well, of course! He had bought a new one, put the old one in the new package and returned the old one and got back his money on the new one.
23. How rude can you get? ! People with telephones stuck to the side of their heads carrying on personal conversations loud enough for everyone to hear thinking that others will think they are important. WRONG! We think you’re just stupid and YOU SUCK! I refuse to talk to or assist anyone who is also trying to talk on a cell phone at the same time.
24. People who bring dogs in to a store that clearly states on the entrance that “No Dog Allowed, Except Dog-Assistants”, and then let their dogs “do their business” on the floor and refuse to clean it up! You lazy sucking ass!
25. Parents who let their young kids run and play in a very large and busy store and have no idea where they are. Don’t they realize that’s how hundreds of kids are injured and/or kidnapped and murdered every year?
26. People who come into the store and purchase a “Gift Card” with a credit card; go outside and sell it to someone in the parking lot for cash; immediately call and cancel the charge with their credit card company so that the card now has a zero balance and the innocent person is stuck with nothing.
27. Customers are allowed to make comments on their purchases by responding to the web address on the bottom of their receipts. The following comment was left by one such customer. It speaks for itself. “ I was satisfied with the employees. Because of our government and its greed, it is effecting (sic) the prices and the consumer is now having difficulty being able to purchase the quality you have there which results in your stock selling more slowly. A Boston Tea Party might help in these days or for business and consumers to have a prayer day-united we stand in God and with Him we win over flesh and the enemy. God is not clowing (sic) around even though He had me to go shopping. I am one of His clown (sic) named ____ ___ ___ ___ from Tennessee. Amen”.
My goodness! And to think, these people get to VOTE and REPRODUCE!!