Why do the crazies come out on Sundays!

This happened at Home Depot today.
Apparently Home Depot 'sponsored' a Gay Rights 'thing' in California which has caused some "Religious" people to go nuts !
One of them came in the store today. He said he wanted to talk to a manager about this "Homo stuff" at Home Depot. A manager was called and came to the front. This 'religious fanatic' told our manager what he thought about Home Depot's stand on gay rights and that he would no longer be shopping at Home Depot. This man didn't come in as a customer. He didn't buy anything; he didn't even look around; he just came in solely to complain ! He could not be considered a 'customer'. He was a 'complainer'. Our assistant manager said "Home Depot strives to not discriminate against anyone; and neither me nor you were put here on Earth to judge other people!" We all said, "BRAVO !!!!!" to our assistant manager.

WHAT I WISH I COULD HAVE SAID: In hind-sight and with a clear mind, I wish I COULD have said to this closed-minded bigot any number of the following responses:
1. I'll be glad when I get to heaven because there won't be anybody who thinks like you there !
2. Judge not least ye be judged.
3. Eat sh...t and die, MF !
4. Get the F...k out of this store and stay out! We don't need "your" kind here anyway!
5. All of the above.
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