A man came into the store and bought the following items:
Two lawnmowers.
One chainsaw.
Two pairs of loppers (for cutting tree limbs).
Two hatchets.
One pull-saw
One large gas can.
One hundred and eighty rolls of packing tape.
He bought extended warranties on the power equipment.
When asked what he needed two lawnmowers for he said, "One is for my EX-wife".
When asked what he needed 180 rolls of packing tape for he said, "To wrap up my projects".
What do YOU think is going on here?
I don't even WANT to guess, myself.
P.S. He came in two days later and bought several boxes of LARGE sized, thick, contractor-type trash bags !
OH MY!
Thursday, August 20, 2009
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