And It's Not Even A Full Moon Yet

It’s not even a full moon and people are acting WEIRD! Yesterday a van pulled up in front of the business and parked near the front doors. A lady opened the door, pulled down her pants, stuck her butt out the door and urinated all over the sidewalk! She had to ‘go’ I guess—but, why not drive around the back or to the side; WHY out in FRONT?
Then a young jerk was at my register and spit out his ‘chaw’ in my trashcan. I said, “Don’t do that. I have to go through that trash at the end of the day. That’s just RUDE!” He sort of laughed and left. As he was leaving the building he took one last spit just outside the door on the sidewalk, probably wanting to make a point. Thus, proving beyond any doubt that he was an ignorant redneck jerk asshole.
And today—a man had gone back to have two five-gallon buckets of paint mixed; WM helped him. The man attempted to go behind the paint desk counter “to speed things along”, but WM told him that he couldn’t go back there because of insurance reasons. This didn’t sit too well with the customer. As he came to my register to check out he stepped up and immediately said, “I don’t like the attitude of THAT LITTLE HOMOSEXUAL that works in paint”. I said, “Sir, that’s an assumption on your part”. He chimed in, “Well, that’s what he is, a HOMOSEXUAL” (emphasis on a derogatory tone in his voice). I chimed in, “Well, sir, if you want to check out you’ll have to go somewhere else because I won’t help you”. “Where should I go?”, he asked. I had to hold my tongue, “Down to the other end”, as I walked away from this bigoted asshole.
And it’s not even a full moon!